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To somebody prompt shop on sales of cosmetics. I shall be rather grateful. For example <a href="">such!</a>

Wednesday 4/2 by Anonymous (67.165.66.x), 02 Apr 2008 04:20

1. Statuatory love.

2. Stickin' it to those fuckers at the RIAA.

3. Metal detectors selling out on Florida beaches with gold at all time high.

4. Hurricane Laura strikes!

5. Drunkorexia. The throwing up is built in! (I know that's bulimia.)

6. "Model prisoner" gets to see Pope—immediately escapes and is now at large.

7. Now who's telling the truth?

8. "Uh, hi 911? Yeah, somebody stole my pot.",23599,23394656-13762,00.html

Wednesday 3/5 by ZerbeZerbe, 05 Mar 2008 04:22

Iraq war 'caused slowdown in the US':,25197,23286149-2703,00.html

George Bush Is Engaged in an Epic Battle to Cover His Ass:

Potential Health Hazards of Genetically Engineered Foods:

Barack Obama by Anonymous (96.235.8.x), 01 Mar 2008 15:10

8. Tennis player banned from club for grunting to loud. She's 9.,22884,23277586-921,00.html

Re: Wednesday 2/26 by ZerbeZerbe, 27 Feb 2008 01:22
Wednesday 2/26 by ZerbeZerbe, 27 Feb 2008 01:20

1. Dunkin Donuts drive-thru customer takes the No Shirt No Shoes No Service rule another way 'round.

2. Pitbulls. Mace. Throwing rocks. Arrests in the shower. What doesn't this news story have?

3. Saved by a DVD.

4. Caught by the waiter, about to slip her a roofie!

5. Potted pot at a UMichigan lab!

6. Lindsey Lohan had NO IDEA her nude pictorial would be published! Of course!

7. No smoking indoors!

8. Bleeding nipples.

9. 4-ton bridge gone.

Wednesday 2/20 by ZerbeZerbe, 20 Feb 2008 07:28

1. Austin, TX gives away free toilets.

2. Cellphone reappears in bag of potatoes. Real news: artist's rendering of what missing cellphone might have looked like amidst potatoes.

3. Better than detention.

4. "Woman indicted for molesting children because they 'smelled like vanilla'."

5. Origins of your favorite toys.

6. Coens take on Chabon's latest book!

7. Doorbell ditching reaches a new level.

8. Jokes just aren't funny. In airports. When they're about machine guns.

Wednesday 2/13 by ZerbeZerbe, 13 Feb 2008 06:28

Rule by fear or rule by law?

What could the government be contemplating that leads it to make contingency plans to detain without recourse millions of its own citizens?:

1. Ra Ra Riot's drummer found dead (June 2007, but we played with these guys last night.)

2. Woman votes for the first time. She is 89.

3. "Dixie admits having sex with Miss Bowman as she lay in a pool of blood - but claims she was already dead when he found her."'killed+model+for+sex'+in+her+own+driveway/

4. Spic 'n Span.,0,3853579.story

5. Britney Spears' mom comes clean about just how fucking crazy her daughter is in an official court declaration.

6. Use your pinkie! Q-tips kill!

7. Guy dies in Wal-Mart bathroom, takes employees 9 hours to find him.

8. "I'm 5'7" and 270lbs. with a 50" waist. Why do people keep telling me I'm obese?"

9. Super Tuesday updates. By The Canadian Press?

Wednesday 2/6 by Anonymous (67.165.66.x), 06 Feb 2008 05:23

1. Heath Ledger is dead?? In an apartment owned by Mary-Kate Olsen??? On Michael Hutchence birthday? Oh wait, no one cared about that part.

2. Academy Award Nominees.

3. Director/Actor combos we'd like to see.

4. The 5 Most Horrifying Bugs in the World.

5. Porno Theatre is becoming Family Restaurant. Unrelated: Kings Restaurants, why do they look like they were all built in 1973?

6. It's not a fucking HATE CRIME, it's an IDIOT CRIME. And coming off MLK Day, too. That's just sad.

7. Granny Stripper. And a nightmare to boot.

8. Ralph Nader might do it AGAIN!!! I fucking love Nader.

9. Overacheiver.

10. Whole Foods discontinuing plastic bags by Earth Day. In Italy (and probably a lot of Europe) you pay for bags and for "renting" carts.

Wednesday 1/22 by Anonymous (67.165.66.x), 23 Jan 2008 05:52
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