
1. America is no longer the only fat country in the world! Thanks, Australia!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6494117.stm
2. Elton John turned sixty on Sunday. Here are sixty facts about him.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6455921.stm
3. The next baby is coming from Sudan. I'm calling it now.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6486093.stm
4. Ha! The first time I've ever supported one of Microsoft's ventures. Burn Sony to the ground!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/6485483.stm
5. Wedgie (as hazing for golf team) sends boy to hospital.
http://www.local6.com/problemsolvers/11361628/detail.html
6. Farter banned from local pub in Scotland. He looks like Sloth from The Goonies too. Poor guy.
http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/story.php?story_id=411
7. Chuck Norris wants the Bible taught in school (as literature). With PSA video.
http://www.talk2action.org/story/2007/3/24/113936/894
8. Older drivers find "a four-way intersection's cacophony of signs and lights particularly confusing." We've been over this shit before.
9. Church outside Pittsburgh hit with $2 million water bill.
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20070325_Pa__church_hit_with__2_million_water_bill.html