1. Red Sox Scout Arrested… for masturbating in public.
http://www.abc2news.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=52c30b25-0ccb-4813-9e49-dc3b693fc856
2. Fucking asshole Marines.
http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/03/puppy-torture-v.html
3. Clinton tries to blacken Obama's reputation. And his skin.
http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/03/did-the-clinton.html
4. Moses was trippin' balls.
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/960407.html
5. Monks chastised.
6. Australia to scare away flying fox bats… by banging trash cans together.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7274472.stm
7. American Idol almost kills a child.
http://www.theindychannel.com/news/15477306/detail.html
8. Not the best getaway.
http://cbs13.com/local/armed.robber.suspect.2.668572.html
9. Holy shit.
http://news.scotsman.com/uk/Latest-find-at-exchildren39s-home.3838480.jp