
1. Ra Ra Riot's drummer found dead (June 2007, but we played with these guys last night.)
http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/page/news/43372-ra-ra-riot-drummer-john-pike-found-dead
2. Woman votes for the first time. She is 89.
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/newsarchive/15218052/detail.html
3. "Dixie admits having sex with Miss Bowman as she lay in a pool of blood - but claims she was already dead when he found her."
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23435846-details/Knifeman+'killed+model+for+sex'+in+her+own+driveway/article.do
4. Spic 'n Span.
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sfl-205gasoline,0,3853579.story
5. Britney Spears' mom comes clean about just how fucking crazy her daughter is in an official court declaration.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0205083spears1.html
6. Use your pinkie! Q-tips kill!
http://www.cbc.ca/health/story/2008/02/05/qc-coroner-report-cottonswab0205.html
7. Guy dies in Wal-Mart bathroom, takes employees 9 hours to find him.
8. "I'm 5'7" and 270lbs. with a 50" waist. Why do people keep telling me I'm obese?"
http://www.southcoasttoday.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080205/LIFE/802050303/-1/ENTERTAIN
9. Super Tuesday updates. By The Canadian Press?
http://canadianpress.google.com/article/ALeqM5ht6r60bAE9-dhkbCs_8U7N_yNoJQ